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10-APR-2026 | Avis' "Can't afford television commercials" Ad


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The swipe file is dead.
Literally, and maybe figuratively as well.
When I first started working on this project, I gave it the working title, Toolbox. The simple tagline was: the swipe file on roids.
But the more I worked on it, the more it became clear that this wasn’t just a box of tools. Calling it a swipe file wasn’t accurate, either. Roided up, or otherwise.
Because at its core, the swipe file is merely a collection of pictures or text. A pile, in other words.
This thing behaves more like a navigable map.
And no matter how much stuff you hoard into a swipe file, its contents are inert.
This, on the other hand, grows deeper over time. Its contents are living.
So, henceforth, this will be known as…

New illustration — credit Pranav Venkitaraman.
Big thank you to Pranav!
The Vault is an atomic copywriting database. As far as I know it’s the first of its kind, so that’s what I’m calling it.
It’s a database of world-class excerpts just like the ones we cover right here on the daily. Spanning ad copy, webpage copy, and literature.
Each excerpt is x-rayed and dissected to reveal what makes everything tick, how it works — on the most granular level. (Hence, atomic.)
It covers all the tools, techniques, and psychology we touch on here, but in their full depth. Making it easy to master these “devices” and then apply them to your own persuasive writing. You can even filter by author or brand to steal the secret sauce from your very favorite writers, copywriters, and brands.
Same as before, I’ve still got a forever deal for you.
If you join the waitlist below, you get exclusive lifetime access for an ultra-low flat fee when The Vault launches. (It’s looking like Q1 or Q2 of 2026.)
After all, a sweetheart deal is the least I can do to thank you for your support.
And as I’ve mentioned before, yes, I really do mean lifetime.
Even if the internet ceases to exist. I’ll toil day and night to make sure you receive a physical copy. With however many thousands of excerpts this accumulates over its lifetime.
Pinky promise.

Avis' "Can't afford television commercials" Ad

Avis can’t afford television commercials. Aren’t you glad?
Do you know what it costs to make a television commercial?
About $15,000.
Of course, that includes highway, western sky, car, pretty girls and a catchy jingle to delight the hearts of music lovers. And then you still have to pay for putting it on the air.
Avis hasn’t got that kind of money.
We’re only No. 2 in rent a cars.
What we do have is plenty of decent cars like lively, super-torque Fords. Plenty of counters with girls behind them who don’t think it’s corny to be polite.
We have everything but television commercials.
But business is getting better.
Maybe soon, you won’t be so lucky. 🏁

Hook: negative hook, followed by a “you” rhetorical question which subverts expectations. “Well why can’t Avis afford these? And why would I be glad??”
So much “you” throughout. And all of the knife twisting still gets applied to “you” — even though it’s Avis’ problem, not the reader’s! It puts you into Avis’ shoes, creates empathy.
Longer sentences for illustration, shorter for punctuation.
Complete ideas > complete sentences with repetition. “Plenty of” → these are cuts to different scenes.
Hook-punchline sandwich, with a wink and a smile. “If things keep going the way they are, well then you may just have to put up with us.” Playful social proof built in.
