22-NOV-2025 | Etna’s Giant Ad

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Dan Bogachek
November 22, 2025

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Etna’s Giant Ad

Imagine a giant.

No, not a tallish dude. An actual giant, 12ft, 20ft tall.

Let’s say that he lives in a cave. Not in a pocket-size cave, otherwise he wouldn’t be able to enter it himself.

I mean a cave with an enormous ceiling height. Ample, roomy.

Are you picturing this? Great.

So it’s a nice place, but a bit dark.

After all, it is a cave. But then he placed a huge chandelier above, that casts light on the entire cave.

Well, that chandelier?

Etna’s got it for sale, along with other furnishings and decorative items that you have always dreamed of. 🏁

Great flavor. Like you’re riffing with your friends, wheezing from laughter in a booth at Denny’s. At 3AM.

If the situation allows, go for it. Your fingerprints will be all over it and it’ll be wonderful.

“Etna’s got it for sale, along with other furnishings and decorative items that you have always dreamed of.”

* straw wrapper ball nails your friend right in the nose *