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6-FEB-2026 | eve’s “Apologies to all our barista friends” Ad by Paul Belford

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Dan Bogachek
February 06, 2026

The Vault from Copywork365

The swipe file is dead.

Literally, and maybe figuratively as well.

When I first started working on this project, I gave it the working title, Toolbox. The simple tagline was: the swipe file on roids.

But the more I worked on it, the more it became clear that this wasn’t just a box of tools. Calling it a swipe file wasn’t accurate, either. Roided up, or otherwise.

Because at its core, the swipe file is merely a collection of pictures or text. A pile, in other words.

This thing behaves more like a navigable map.

And no matter how much stuff you hoard into a swipe file, its contents are inert.

This, on the other hand, grows deeper over time. Its contents are living.

So, henceforth, this will be known as…

(This is just a placeholder, made with the help of AI.
So hit me up if you can make this more human & prettier!)

The Vault is an atomic copywriting database. As far as I know it’s the first of its kind, so that’s what I’m calling it.

It’s a database of world-class excerpts just like the ones we cover right here on the daily. Spanning ad copy, webpage copy, and literature.

Each excerpt is x-rayed and dissected to reveal what makes everything tick, how it works — on the most granular level. (Hence, atomic.)

It covers all the tools, techniques, and psychology we touch on here, but in their full depth. Making it easy to master these “devices” and then apply them to your own persuasive writing. You can even filter by author or brand to steal the secret sauce from your very favorite writers, copywriters, and brands.

Same as before, I’ve still got a forever deal for you.

If you join the waitlist below, you get exclusive lifetime access for an ultra-low flat fee when The Vault launches. (It’s looking like Q1 or Q2 of 2026.)

After all, a sweetheart deal is the least I can do to thank you for your support.

And as I’ve mentioned before, yes, I really do mean lifetime.

Even if the internet ceases to exist. I’ll toil day and night to make sure you receive a physical copy. With however many thousands of excerpts this accumulates over its lifetime.

Pinky promise.

eve’s “Apologies to all our barista friends” Ad by Paul Belford

Starbucks, Costa, Caffé Nero: you’re not going to like this.

Apologies to all our barista friends on the high street, but there’s a wonderful, natural stimulant available that never gets the recognition it deserves. Sleep, glorious sleep. (Actually, we’re not on the high street, we’re online only: why are we apologising?) Yes, a few hours on our new-generation memory foam mattress does wonders for a person’s energy.

We’re eve, the ones who make that mattress: make it to order within three days. Go online, tap in the word NOBRAINER for £50 off, and it’ll be with you before you can say ‘I’ll have a double-shot venti mochadoozie with extra whatever the hell it is they put in there.’ 🏁

Fun and whimsical. Even the discount code becomes an opportunity to drive the main point.

  • Hook inspires curiosity with “this.” Your brain goes, ‘what’s “this?”’

  • Tactical parenthetical sentence. (Stolen from VW!)

  • The punchline (and call-to-action) is organic and a bit rant-y. Don’t sound like a corpo, be yourself.

    • Also: it tells you exactly what to do. Don’t be afraid to tell your reader to do something — it’s really up to them anyways.