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24-FEB-2026 | eve’s Tube Apology Ad by Paul Belford

The Vault from Copywork365

The swipe file is dead.

Literally, and maybe figuratively as well.

When I first started working on this project, I gave it the working title, Toolbox. The simple tagline was: the swipe file on roids.

But the more I worked on it, the more it became clear that this wasn’t just a box of tools. Calling it a swipe file wasn’t accurate, either. Roided up, or otherwise.

Because at its core, the swipe file is merely a collection of pictures or text. A pile, in other words.

This thing behaves more like a navigable map.

And no matter how much stuff you hoard into a swipe file, its contents are inert.

This, on the other hand, grows deeper over time. Its contents are living.

So, henceforth, this will be known as…

(This is just a placeholder, made with the help of AI.
So hit me up if you can make this more human & prettier!)

The Vault is an atomic copywriting database. As far as I know it’s the first of its kind, so that’s what I’m calling it.

It’s a database of world-class excerpts just like the ones we cover right here on the daily. Spanning ad copy, webpage copy, and literature.

Each excerpt is x-rayed and dissected to reveal what makes everything tick, how it works — on the most granular level. (Hence, atomic.)

It covers all the tools, techniques, and psychology we touch on here, but in their full depth. Making it easy to master these “devices” and then apply them to your own persuasive writing. You can even filter by author or brand to steal the secret sauce from your very favorite writers, copywriters, and brands.

Same as before, I’ve still got a forever deal for you.

If you join the waitlist below, you get exclusive lifetime access for an ultra-low flat fee when The Vault launches. (It’s looking like Q1 or Q2 of 2026.)

After all, a sweetheart deal is the least I can do to thank you for your support.

And as I’ve mentioned before, yes, I really do mean lifetime.

Even if the internet ceases to exist. I’ll toil day and night to make sure you receive a physical copy. With however many thousands of excerpts this accumulates over its lifetime.

Pinky promise.

eve’s Tube Apology Ad by Paul Belford

A great study on the personal tone.
And another example of witty promo code ad copy that punctuates the point you’re making.

Sorry for all the mattress ads you see on the tube these days. Our fault entirely.

Actually, we’re flattered. eve were online in early 2015, offering a great night’s sleep with the great concept of cutting out the middleman and his expensive high street shop.

Since then, imitators have sprung up everywhere. (Yes, imitators know a good thing when they see it.) What they don’t offer though, is an amazing mattress made with next-generation memory foam and a unique layering system and a 100-day trial.

Everybody deserves the perfect start. And everybody can have it by visiting our website, tapping in COPYCAT for their £50 off, and having a great mattress delivered to their door the next day. Copy that, copycat.

Everybody deserves the perfect start. evemattress.co.uk 🏁

  • Right from the get-go: setting up a negative to turn it into a positive with “sorry.”

    • Complete ideas > complete sentences!

  • Tactical parenthetical sentence!

  • Use repeated “ands” instead of commas for feel & emphasis.

  • Repetition on “everybody” culminating into the CTA.

  • Imitators vs the original gangster — announcing & winning a competition no one else can win.