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15-OCT-2025 | Excerpt from Florida’s Natural’s “New old person” Ad


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Excerpt from Florida’s Natural’s “New old person” Ad

Wake up feeling like a new old person.
You’re never too young to be old. Don’t you dare let anyone tell you otherwise. Because what is the American dream if not to wear cardigans and be tucked away in bed by 8 pm. It’s amazing what adopting the ‘early to bed, early to rise’ mentality that’s quite popular amongst senior citizens will do for your mood, your energy, and your youthful glow. It’s as if the older you get in spirit, the younger your body feels. The old young you would groggily roll out of bed around noon every day, get fired from yet another job, and chase down a beer or two with a few shots of espresso. 🏁

I like how it stays simple, but gets a little “stretched.” Here the “stretched” helps paint the picture.
Written with lots of “you!”
