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5-FEB-2026 | Lurpak Butter’s Ode to Eggs


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The swipe file is dead.
Literally, and maybe figuratively as well.
When I first started working on this project, I gave it the working title, Toolbox. The simple tagline was: the swipe file on roids.
But the more I worked on it, the more it became clear that this wasn’t just a box of tools. Calling it a swipe file wasn’t accurate, either. Roided up, or otherwise.
Because at its core, the swipe file is merely a collection of pictures or text. A pile, in other words.
This thing behaves more like a navigable map.
And no matter how much stuff you hoard into a swipe file, its contents are inert.
This, on the other hand, grows deeper over time. Its contents are living.
So, henceforth, this will be known as…

(This is just a placeholder, made with the help of AI.
So hit me up if you can make this more human & prettier!)
The Vault is an atomic copywriting database. As far as I know it’s the first of its kind, so that’s what I’m calling it.
It’s a database of world-class excerpts just like the ones we cover right here on the daily. Spanning ad copy, webpage copy, and literature.
Each excerpt is x-rayed and dissected to reveal what makes everything tick, how it works — on the most granular level. (Hence, atomic.)
It covers all the tools, techniques, and psychology we touch on here, but in their full depth. Making it easy to master these “devices” and then apply them to your own persuasive writing. You can even filter by author or brand to steal the secret sauce from your very favorite writers, copywriters, and brands.
Same as before, I’ve still got a forever deal for you.
If you join the waitlist below, you get exclusive lifetime access for an ultra-low flat fee when The Vault launches. (It’s looking like Q1 or Q2 of 2026.)
After all, a sweetheart deal is the least I can do to thank you for your support.
And as I’ve mentioned before, yes, I really do mean lifetime.
Even if the internet ceases to exist. I’ll toil day and night to make sure you receive a physical copy. With however many thousands of excerpts this accumulates over its lifetime.
Pinky promise.

Lurpak Butter’s Ode to Eggs

Yum, breakfast.
When was the last time you thought that?
A proper breakfast, not a multi-pack multi-seed bar you eat on the way to the station. And that got us thinking, Aren’t eggs the very best food in the world? Seriously, don’t they win that award on their shape alone? Eggs for breakfast then. Omelette or poached? Softly scrambled or fried? Or the simplest and best of all, boiled to a miracle in 4 minutes. Then, as if to emphasize the specialness of the moment, placed in its very own cup. The top sliced, add a generous sprinkle of sea salt and cracked black pepper. Even the most hardcore egg purists agree. Finally, soldiers of oven warm crusty white or toasted granary. Finished with a scrape of the best butter you can think of.
It’s time for eggs.
It’s Saturday, breakfast day. 🏁

An ad about butter that isn’t about butter. Beautiful.
Feels like you and a friend fantasizing out loud, maybe late at night at a diner.
A bit of knife-twisting. “When was the last time you thought that? A proper breakfast, not a multi-pack multi-seed bar you eat on the way to the station.”
Repetition in the chain of questions.
Implicit seed planted. “Finished with a scrape of the best butter you can think of.” → “Well actually, that butter you just imagined? Yeah Lurpak is that good, it’s the butter you should have thought of 😉”
An implied why throughout: “breakfast is awesome, and we’re here to be good stewards of breakfast.”
