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2-SEP-2025 | Porsche’s “No Getaway Cars” Ad

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Dan Bogachek
September 02, 2025

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Porsche’s “No Getaway Cars” Ad

In Germany there are no getaway cars.

In Germany, justice is swift.

As you can see by the 911 Porsche patrol car above.

It has a rear-mounted, horizontally opposed 6-cylinder engine which, on this year’s model, produces an intimidating 214 horsepower along with a top speed of 149mph. Stock.

In fact, it’s the same engine which, when modified to power the Porsche 935, 956, and 962, has won at Le Mans, Daytona and Sebring.

Over and over and over.

Now you’d think that would be enough to discourage any would-be offender in Germany. But, occasionally, there are still high-speed pursuits.

They just don’t last long.

  • Hook: offer an impossibility or a riddle. The rest of your copy justifies it or solves the riddle. (Hint: most often the answer is the thing being advertised 😉)

  • Repetition in couplets: “In Germany ” & “engine which,"

  • Complete ideas, not complete sentences. “As you can see…”, “Stock.”, “Over and over and over.”