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14-APR-2026 | Porsche’s “Scream” Ad

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Dan Bogachek
April 14, 2026

The Vault from Copywork365

The swipe file is dead.

Literally, and maybe figuratively as well.

When I first started working on this project, I gave it the working title, Toolbox. The simple tagline was: the swipe file on roids.

But the more I worked on it, the more it became clear that this wasn’t just a box of tools. Calling it a swipe file wasn’t accurate, either. Roided up, or otherwise.

Because at its core, the swipe file is merely a collection of pictures or text. A pile, in other words.

This thing behaves more like a navigable map.

And no matter how much stuff you hoard into a swipe file, its contents are inert.

This, on the other hand, grows deeper over time. Its contents are living.

So, henceforth, this will be known as…

New illustration — credit Pranav Venkitaraman.
Big thank you to Pranav!

The Vault is an atomic copywriting database. As far as I know it’s the first of its kind, so that’s what I’m calling it.

It’s a database of world-class excerpts just like the ones we cover right here on the daily. Spanning ad copy, webpage copy, and literature.

Each excerpt is x-rayed and dissected to reveal what makes everything tick, how it works — on the most granular level. (Hence, atomic.)

It covers all the tools, techniques, and psychology we touch on here, but in their full depth. Making it easy to master these “devices” and then apply them to your own persuasive writing. You can even filter by author or brand to steal the secret sauce from your very favorite writers, copywriters, and brands.

Same as before, I’ve still got a forever deal for you.

If you join the waitlist below, you get exclusive lifetime access for an ultra-low flat fee when The Vault launches. (It’s looking like Q1 or Q2 of 2026.)

After all, a sweetheart deal is the least I can do to thank you for your support.

And as I’ve mentioned before, yes, I really do mean lifetime.

Even if the internet ceases to exist. I’ll toil day and night to make sure you receive a physical copy. With however many thousands of excerpts this accumulates over its lifetime.

Pinky promise.

Porsche’s “Scream” Ad

After a long day at the office, it helps to go off by yourself and scream.

With a 0 to 60 time of 5.3 seconds and a top speed of 157 mph, there’s no faster way to get away from it all than in a Porsche 911 Turbo.

After all, if your daily routine is fraught with compromise and frustration, your free time shouldn’t be.

Which is why we carefully fuse our most cutting-edge racing technology with meticulously hand-built components. So carefully that we make fewer than 1500 a year for the U.S.

Come in for a test-drive. And see how much better you feel when take it out on the road. 🏁

Similar to yesterday’s: an ad selling e s c a p e.

Transforming the non-essential a painkiller. The big lever here, of course, is twisting that knife. Brings the pain to life.

Surprising what you can achieve with the right framing.