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22-MAR-2026 | Smirnoff’s “If you’re serving cheap vodka” Ad

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Dan Bogachek
March 22, 2026

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Smirnoff’s “If you’re serving cheap vodka” Ad

If you’re serving cheap vodka why squander money on real lemons?

INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE:

1. Pour small measures of cheap vodka into cheap glasses. (Paper cups are even more appropriate.)

2. Add a modest amount of a suitably economical mixer — water is ideal.

3. Add ice — half a cube per person is not extravagant.

4. Cut out lemon slices and add one to each drink.

5. Serve.

6. After your guests have gone, you can retrieve the lemon slices for re-use.
Dry them off in your airing cupboard, together with the soggy paper cups.

IMPORTANT NOTE:

Should any guest dare to complain that the vodka does not have the incomparable smoothness of Smirnoff, ask him to leave immediately.

He is obviously a mere gatecrasher who has wandered in from a much more sophisticated party.

IF IT ISN’T SMOOTH
IT ISN’T SMIRNOFF

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  • Hook: immediate “you” + shock question to grab your attention.

  • Followed by a list. We love lists, especially if they’re funny.

  • Tactical parenthetical sentence! (Thank you Volkswagen.)

  • The concept itself does the heavy lifting here rather — still the humor in the copy brings it to life. It breaks past the visual realm and transcends into the tangible. Like Wile E. Coyote’s painted tunnel from the Looney Tunes universe — is this really just a 2D ad?